Heroes...not to mention hunky guys

We've got a calendar (good) with photos of healthy, hunky guys (always good) who are young (yum), physically-fit (read: ripped--yummy-yum), smart (required), courageous (now you have my attention), determined (read: properly armed mentally), have pretty much dedicated themselves to the US of A (the only kind of guy worth mentioning here) and hey, a few of them have really great smiles and nice, pretty eyes. Yeah, right, it's their eyes I'm checking out.

Seriously, buying this calendar not only provides all female customers with hours of entertainment :) but the purchase price is a tax-free contribution to support our troops. It's only $14.99 and you'll pay nearly that much for a calendar in the mall, won't you?
But this calendar let's you show your own patriotism by contributing to the aid of our wounded troops, their families, and the families of the fatally wounded. Freedom Is Not Free is a non-partisan, non-profit 501 (c) (3), organization - you can deduct the $14.99 when you file your taxes. It's a win-win. PLUS you get to see all the pretty Force Recon Boyz in the Buff :-) Thank you, gentlemen, keep the calendars erm, coming!

2 Comments:
Hey now, don't be knockin' the "Tits for Hits!" I do it as a public service.
Marcus
My dear, dear, man, you are as clueless as your forebears :) A *REAL* public service would have lots and lots of pictures of Hunky Heroes for all of your FEMALE readers. Alas, guy that you are, you serve only your MALE readers' needs.
Gee, and tell me again why we women always conclude that you guys are just too clueless when it come to skin?
Though I confess, Marcus, you *do* have some of the most tasteful porn in the blogosphere. I've seen far too much that is far too much more raunchy than what you're splashing about every Friday. Hey! gotta go see THIS week's collection, right? :)
-sry
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