Shotgun Wedding in the Sudan
This is just too funny. I love it!
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
3 Comments:
Smoking hot goat sex... just the thing I wanted to read about first thing in the morning.
I'm going to go wash my eyes out with bleach now.
Marcus
Hey, Mister Atrocious:
(a) I didn't force you ;)
(b) I didn't originate it
(c) I recommended you update your Hot SF Babes page and look where *that* got me!
(d) you're in the wrong time zone not to appreciate smoking hot goat sex before your morning coffee, it's a tradition in them thar hills, isn't it?
Cleanse your eyes by watching the video on the anti-Ahmadenijad rally at the UN
Either that or go look through Google Images for more Girls Gone Wild ;) Gee, decisions, decisions. Yes, sir, you are atrocious but we like your bark anyway.
-sry
Marcus,
Even better, go look at this pretty picture from Susiya.
-sry
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