Living Out One's Fantasies...

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, center, shakes hands with North Korea's No. 2, parliament leader Kim Yong Nam, during his recent visit to the UN. See, Ahmaden-jihad has this little fantasy going where he's actually a world leader, not a terrorist among terrorists.

Then he goes and ruins the illusion by hob-nobbing around with North Korea, wining and dining Venuzuela's Chavez (whom we all know is such a kind and caring leader among *ahem* men...sorry, just choking on the words, even as sarcastic as they are). But you know, maybe Ahmaden-jihad has the Venuzuelan's number. Chavez just vowed "to defend Iran against any attack" - sure sounds like undying love to me!!

At least they are being honest with themselves. AP News got the real commitment down in writing:

Together with Iran, Cuba and Syria, Chavez is seeking to form "a new world order" opposing traditional U.S. dominance

There you go, boyz! Finally admitting you want a new world order is the first step to solving the problem. New world order coming right up!

You guys have any room left down there in the bottom-feeder slots you've now claimed as your own? Cause you left someone out, you know? Don't like Nasrallah anymore? Did he say something bad in his Al-Jazeera interview? tsk tsk tsk But you were so cheeky with him just last week!

-sry